House of Deej
August 8, 2008
Generational
The poor guy had to have been utterly and completely ready to crawl in a hole. I couldn't help but giggle. Yes, I actually do "giggle". For years, I denied it and called myself a "laugher", but sadly, I must admit to being a giggler.
I digress - the ins and outs of my sounds of amusement were not to be the topic of tonight's blog. Nope, they were not.
Instead, I am talking about the embarrassment faced by my oldest son on three, count 'em, THREE incidents in one day.
I picked him and the wee baby grandchild up to run some errands around town. His fiance was working; it was just the three of us dashing about paying bills, doing a bit of shopping, and having lunch.
At the bank, he was depositing his fiance's paycheck. She assumed it was me. Yes, I laughed. Poor kid, he stammered and said "uh, that's my mom". It was grand fun!
In one of the stores, the clerk said something about what a cute baby we have. Ha ha ha! Again, he felt the need to explain that I was the grandmother, NOT the mom!
I took pity on him at the restaurant when it happened a third time. I told them we were three generations - not two. It truly did make me giggle to watch him turn four shades of red at the mere thought that I was his fiance. I think he was having visions of ugly incestuous situations and it was making him ill.
Frankly, I just thought it was funny.
Peace
I digress - the ins and outs of my sounds of amusement were not to be the topic of tonight's blog. Nope, they were not.
Instead, I am talking about the embarrassment faced by my oldest son on three, count 'em, THREE incidents in one day.
I picked him and the wee baby grandchild up to run some errands around town. His fiance was working; it was just the three of us dashing about paying bills, doing a bit of shopping, and having lunch.
At the bank, he was depositing his fiance's paycheck. She assumed it was me. Yes, I laughed. Poor kid, he stammered and said "uh, that's my mom". It was grand fun!
In one of the stores, the clerk said something about what a cute baby we have. Ha ha ha! Again, he felt the need to explain that I was the grandmother, NOT the mom!
I took pity on him at the restaurant when it happened a third time. I told them we were three generations - not two. It truly did make me giggle to watch him turn four shades of red at the mere thought that I was his fiance. I think he was having visions of ugly incestuous situations and it was making him ill.
Frankly, I just thought it was funny.
Peace
posted by DeeJay at 11:01
13 Comments:
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Oh...burn. Compliments to you for sure and...well...ewww for him. LOL
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Yes compliments for you ;)
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LOL! what a hoot
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Haha, evilness abounds!
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P - I just loved seeing him utterly grossed out by it all!
Windy - I honestly think it's because my son looks older than 25. I'm sure they were trying to figure out the connection between us all and didn't want to insult anyone. LOL
Sarai - Yup, it was priceless. I loved the utter look of disgust on his face! Loved it!!!!!
Pixie - I am truly an evil mommy person. The dude was horrified!
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Brag, brag, brag!
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That's because you are a MOM and we are supposed to laugh about it while they get all grossed out. Happens with my son too. Not so funny thing is that his gf really is OLD- she is 40 and he is 27. GAG ME!!
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Ewwww!
Do it again! :)
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Dr D - Oh man, I didn't think of this one as bragging. I just thought it was funny. The kid does look pretty old, and I think I can get by with 30s, so it was confusing for the people we came across. : )
Indido - I'm curious, do you think it's wrong for older women to be with younger guys? I dunno; maybe I'd feel differently if it were my son. Now I'm wondering. Hmmmm
Etainne - LOL I think he'll avoid going out with me like that again any time soon.
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That's compliments for you Deejay! And yeah, I think my sons would be really uncomfortable if they were hearing that all day....lol
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Lisa - Yeah, I don't think he wants a repeat performance of any of that! : )
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Now you can only post a picture of yourself so we can all see the very well preserved Deej. :-)
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That's funny...:)
I don't think any boy would want to think of their mom that way, haha.
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