House of Deej
August 7, 2008
That Little Pisser!
I know, I know, I'd hoped to start catching up on my way behind blog readage, but I got busy tonight. I shall get on that tomorrow evening - I hope!
I just had to scamper to my comp to share my latest tale from life in the woods with you.
I plunked down on the end of my couch a wee bit ago. Almost immediately there was a small splash of drops that felt just like those first bits of rain that land on us. Puzzled, I looked up and the ceiling was dry. It wasn't raining outside; I was confused.
It happened again. It truly wasn't my imagination. There on my arm were tiny droplets of wet.
Then it came to me.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww", thought I.
I looked on the screen in the window behind where I was sitting and there was the culprit.
Ladies and gentlemen, I was being pee'd on by a damn tree frog that was crawling across my window.
How utterly disgusting is that?!?!?!?!?
Needless to say my arm has been sanitized and I scrubbed the end of the sofa just in case it got hit as well.
Gotta love life in the woods!
Peace
I just had to scamper to my comp to share my latest tale from life in the woods with you.
I plunked down on the end of my couch a wee bit ago. Almost immediately there was a small splash of drops that felt just like those first bits of rain that land on us. Puzzled, I looked up and the ceiling was dry. It wasn't raining outside; I was confused.
It happened again. It truly wasn't my imagination. There on my arm were tiny droplets of wet.
Then it came to me.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww", thought I.
I looked on the screen in the window behind where I was sitting and there was the culprit.
Ladies and gentlemen, I was being pee'd on by a damn tree frog that was crawling across my window.
How utterly disgusting is that?!?!?!?!?
Needless to say my arm has been sanitized and I scrubbed the end of the sofa just in case it got hit as well.
Gotta love life in the woods!
Peace
posted by DeeJay at 10:44
19 Comments:
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Even if he pissed on you, maybe you should have tried kissing him...your prince might have appeared.
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LOL!!!
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They hop all over my house and across my windows too. They pee on me when I pick them up and put them outside.
I love it when I open a cupboard and one comes flying out at me and lands at my feet!!
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No way I would have been able to handle that so calmly! There are frogs (toads?) around here that are constantly surprising me when I visit the garden. They're just too creepy feeling for me to deal with. I'd be sanding my arm with the power sander if a frog so much as glanced at me, let alone piss on it!
*faints at the mere thought of a frog touching me*
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I am with LadyV on that! I HATE frogs. They creepy me like no other animal. I fear I would pass right out if one pee'd on me!
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blimey we don't have tree frogs here! when I lived in Venezuela I remember a frog jumping on my back in the yard at night and me freaking out running round like a lunatic trying to shake it off though ha ha!!
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uh, now you're gonna get warts.... ;) j/k
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eeeep
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Projectile pee?
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P - Hmmmm I didn't try to kiss it. Woe is me; it was on the outside of the screen on the top of the window. I would have to have been part frog myself to climb up there!
Sarai - Yeah, you laugh! Just wait until YOU get pee'd on by a green little frog! Ugh! LOL
Indigo - I haven't had one in my house yet. To be honest, I'd rather pass on that. The little suckers are best outside and NOT peein' on me!
LV - I have tree frogs outside the house, water frogs in my pond, and toads in the garden. I'd be in sad shape here if they bothered me. LOL I don't mind them because they eat bugs, but I really didn't appreciate last night's adventure!
Nikkie - They don't bother me at all. The ones that really creep me out are things like slugs. *shudders* I sooooooooooo hate those slimy things!
Chandra - LOLOLOLOL I have to admit I just giggled thinking of you dashing around trying to get a frog off your back. These are actually pretty small little creatures. I think they're kind of cute!
Windy - BRAT! I don't want warts! *plunks down and cries* Hmph! : )
Wozza - No, I think it was "rbbbbbbbbbbbt"
Motherooni - Who knew? Truly, I'd never studied the urinary habits of frogs before. LOL
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We have frogs every where here too. You should see the face my dog makes when he tries to pick one up and it pees in his mouth! GAG!
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LMC - LOL Thank goodness I only got pee on my arm. Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww your poor dogs!
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Oh my God! You may be the only woman in history to be able to tell that story!
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Wow....and ewwwww....I'm not sure I've ever even seen a tree frog lol
Why don't you just delete and start fresh? Sometimes you have to do that...
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Mr. E - No kidding! If I hadn't seen the frog and the wetness on my screen, I wouldn't have guessed it. LOL Who knew?
Lisa - They are kind of cute little things - bright green! I'm pretty much through with the old ones, but am behind again. Sheesh!
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LOL, first time i hear that a frog does pipi on somebody. Did you wear all white cloths? Maybe he though you were the urinoir. Afterall that frog could be that frog of the tales of 1001 nights that needs a kiss to become a prince again.
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Okay, so now my warped brain kicked in & I am curious... does frog urine smell like Pee?
*rolles eyes at self*
I know. I know. *nods head*
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Ewwww....
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Logis - If I thought he'd become a wonderful prince, I'd have kissed the little pisser!
LV - LOLOL I didn't smell it! I was dashing to scrub my arm as soon as I realized what it was!
Laurie - Yeah, that truly was pretty nasty!
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